Not That Girl

Take off my clothes and it's me underneath them
This is full time not just me on the weekend
Tell me my words you don't like i'll repeat them
I'll repeat them

Walk in the room there it is it's that look again
Like who the fuck is this bitch what's she thinking and
what is that shoes top and skirt combination
that shoes top and skirt combination

No, no, no, no x3
I I I I I'm
I'm really sorry that I'm not the girl
Who would give the world
just to be your girl
Uh oh

It's kinda funny that you're on your own
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me

I'm really sorry if my dirty tights
Make you think that you're gonna score tonight
Hell no

It's kinda funny that you're on your own
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me

Don't you think you would look nicer with brown hair?
When you have children they'll sit in their high chair
Look at their mummy and see the disaster
Don't you forget that appearances matter

Walk in the room no surprise it's that look again
Like who the fuck is this bitch what's she thinking and
what is that shoes top and skirt combination
that shoes top and skirt combination

No, no, no, no x3
I I I I I'm

I'm really sorry that I'm not the girl
Who would give the world
just to be your girl
Uh oh

It's kinda funny that you're on your own
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me

I'm really sorry if my dirty tights
Make you think that you're gonna score tonight
Hell no

It's kinda funny that you're on your own
It's kinda funny that you're even asking me

Da da da da oooooh

Fuck Right Back Off To LA

intro - spoken 
what? you’re telling me now that you’ve got a fucking girlfriend?
are you fucking for real? 

fuck you you you you you x 8 

driving in a convertible on the boulevard
meanwhile I’m sitting here on the DLR
feeling like your consolation prize
scrolling through your twitter looking at your puppy dog eyes
going hey? wheres he gone?
  hes fucked off back to where he came from
  forgotten all about me
settled on a new project in los angeles

if you wanna teach
if you wanna preach
if you wanna leech
if you wanna fuck with me x2 

i hope she gives you love x3
like the groupies do
i hope she gives you love
  kinda like you were dreamin of
i hope she gives you love
now i’m thinking

fuck you you you you you x 8

let me tell you one thing about this
theres a new girl on the block that you dismissed
let me tell one thing about this
the new girl’s me and here’s my hypothesis

does she even realise that i exist
did you mean to turn away from my hot kiss
i kinda liked you lil you tried to take the piss
you fucked up just wait till you reminisce

if you wanna teach
if you wanna preach
if you wanna leech
if you wanna fuck with me x2 

i hope she gives you love x3
like the groupies do
i hope she gives you love 
kinda like you were dreamin of
i hope she gives you love
now i’m thinking
fuck you you you you you x 8

tried not to find her Instagram
  but accidentally landed on it
what a gorgeous babe she is
and i can see what you love about her
in those gorgeous eyes of wonder
they’re not ever like mine were
  now you’ve got me creasin 

i can see that she likes you like you liked me, you liked me 
and i
i can see that she likes you like you liked me, you liked me 

i texted bog off, go away
fuck right back off to LA!

i hope she gives you love x3
like the groupies do
i hope she gives you love 
kinda like you were dreamin of
i hope she gives you love
now i’m thinking

fuck you you you you you x 7

it was never my intention to be your friend x3

it was never my intention to laugh at jokes about your new ex-girlfriend 

Girl I Met On The Internet

We're the cool teens 
We look good in ID magazine 
Desperately Tryna make life more exciting 
U got the come out nows and the too shy gals 
The prom queens and the foreign penpals
So dad don't tell me what to do 
I promise one day I'll make it up to you 
And when mum asks where u been 
I say please leave me alone I'm 17 

I want someone I can call at 2am
When I've got that restless feeling again 
just wanna jump the gates of a closed park 
drink beer all night and have a laugh 
I wanna have a cute chick on my arm 
Make the boys swoon and the girls all gasp 
And when my mum asks where we met
I'll say it's just this girl that I met on the Internet  

La la la la la la la la la la la 
La la la la la
La la la la la 
La la la la la la la la la la la 
La la la la la
La la la la la
She's just this girl that I met on the Internet 

I feel all aggy and I wanna waste time 
Tryna fight the feelin that I wanna run and hide 
I know schools a bore
life feels like a chore
Scared that ya boring
Coz u saw Snapchats of u snoring
But crying doesn't help your problems 
And Bunking the bus or train won't solve em 
I spend my whole life putting up with people's shit because I need them 
I love you but I'm seething 
I'm grieving
Heaving 
It's easier to be cool if ur hot
Wear too much make up and be called a thot 
Posing with surgical masks 
Polaroid cameras and giving ourselves tasks 
Go Grab that girls ass
Crush it up and call it art 
Be polite don't burp or fart 
I'm just a desperate bitch
A snitch with a cute chick itch 

I want someone I can call at 2am
When I've got that restless feeling again 
just wanna jump the gates of a closed park 
drink beer all night and have a laugh 
I wanna have a cute chick on my arm 
Make the boys swoon and the girls all gasp 
And when my mum asks where we met
I'll say it's just this girl that I met on the Internet  

La la la la la la la la la la la 
La la la la la
La la la la la 
She's just this girl that I met on the Internet 

It'll happen like it does in the shows 
I'll like her eyes and she'll like my clothes 
ask her for her digits and I'll start to sweat 
She'll become the girl that I met on the Internet 
I bet she'll be a spice 
Forget butterflies she'll give me bee hives
That couple in the corner
I ought to warn her
She's gonna be the girl that I met on the Internet 

La la la la la la la la la la la 
La la la la la
La la la la la 

It Was My Party Last Night

It was my party last night 
Squeezed into a dress that was way too tight 
Sideboob low cut rare upper thigh 
Downed champagne while the boys got high 
Coz ya know we're not young 4eva, like 
Gotta make the most of this nice skin right? 
pose for selfies snapchats vines 
funny how everything seems alright 
Layers of MUA foundation 
Fake lashes from the petrol station 
Woah gurl u look fucking amazing 
Still feel 12 legit it's crazy 
Drinking booze from Costa cups 
Eat a cake and then do some sit ups 
That chick can't handle herself there's always one
Who pukes on the floor and then calls her mum 
Nice top clothes off 
OMG Ur hairs so soft 
Let's do bad things in my loft 
Dress up like we're Lara croft 
Nice top clothes off 
OMG Ur hairs so soft 
Let's do bad things in my loft 
Super real I'm not a knock off

It was my party last night 
Had corky's mixed with Tesco Sprite 
Dunno what I did but I 
Remember you lots getting high 
It was my party last night 
Had k cider and some wine 
Dunno what I did but I 
Remember that look in your eye
  It was my party last night 
Had corky's mixed with Tesco Sprite
  Dunno what I did but I 
Remember you lots getting high
  It was my party last night 
Had k cider and a cry 
Dunno what I did but I 
Remember that look in your eye 

Remember when we talked about being high
  Coz we didn't know what it felt like
  And everyone was super tight
  Lettin us come round theirs at night
  stamp on my palm and stamp on my wrist
  free night, i couldn't resist
  That was our life
And it was wicked
Turn up to the thing
  scout out all the bitches
  Broke teens midweek breakdown no peas
  Shitty jobs in the evenings
Living off pasta sauce and trout
  Planning our mega mansion layouts
  I'll have a jeep and you'll have an Audi
  Kicked out the club for being too rowdy
  Chicken and chips let's do the splitz
  Ur my best friend kiss my lips

Nice top clothes off
  OMG Ur hairs so soft
  Let's do bad things in my loft
Dress up like we're Lara croft
  Nice top clothes off
  OMG Ur hairs so soft
  Let's do bad things in my loft
Super real I'm not a knock off

It was my party last night
  Had corky's mixed with Tesco Sprite
  Dunno what I did but I
  Remember you lots getting high
  It was my party last night
  Had k cider and some wine
  Dunno what I did but I
  Remember that look in your eye
  It was my party last night
  Had corky's mixed with Tesco Sprite
  Dunno what I did but I
  Remember you lots getting high
  It was my party last night
  Had k cider and a cry
  Dunno what I did but I
  Remember that look in your eye 

It was my party last night 
Had corky's mixed with Tesco Sprite 
Dunno what I did but I 
Remember you lots getting high 
It was my party last night 
Had k cider and some wine 
Dunno what I did but I 
Remember that look in your eye 
It was my party last night 

It was my party last night 
Had corky's mixed with Tesco Sprite 
Dunno what I did but I 
Remember you lots getting high 
It was my party last night 
Had k cider and some wine 
Dunno what I did but I 
Remember that look in your eye 
It was my party last night 
Had corky's mixed with Tesco Sprite 
Dunno what I did but I 
Remember you lots getting high 
It was my party last night 
Had k cider and a cry 
Dunno what I did but I 
Remember that look in your eye 

It was my party last night

Too Much Fun

running out of time
spending all our money at the grime and garage nights 
my face looks weird when its too bright 
please turn off the lights 
lets make this one to forget is that alright? 
when i wake up ill regret 
drink some shots, take off our clothes 
gonna get a piercing on my nose
mum asks why? i dunno who knows? 
its not like its me who chose 
i feel so sad and i feel so happy
plz someone come and change the size of my nappy
cups for speakers
sidemen, bleachers  
the london crew 
we're just like you 
wanna lose weight but i wanna get take out
your gay I’m straight do u wanna make out? 

bun a zoot 
have a hoot
forget i told you i liked you 
I’m on pill number 2
Fei's got a fag so do you wanna twos? 
drunk calls and drunk texts 
Twitter updates I regret  
i know i get that we’re young
but i feel like we’re having too much fun 

In my dream you take me to the side
In my dream you say you've got feelings you can't hide 
I wish one day my dream could be in real life 
Coz In my dream I never wanna close my eyes 
In my dream you call me come and chill at mine 
In my dream it's me and you all of the time
I wish one day my dream could be in real life 
Coz in my dream I never wanna close my eyes 

we call ourselves squad
its an act, we want you to applaud 
it makes me feel so alive 
to chill in Grove and take a dive 
the odd ones out at the bee hive 
we do the skank you do the jive 
we’re the girls and they’re the guys 
my big sister still makes me cry  
do you ever get that feeling that we’re taking too much time
to realise
we’re livin in lies
in disguise 
but it feels so nice 
its not about what your grades are or what job you end up to do 
as long as you like me and i like you
we’ll be too be too cute 

bun a zoot 
have a hoot
forget i told you i liked you 
I’m on pill number 2
Fei's got a fag so do you wanna twos? 
drunk calls and drunk texts 
Twitter updates I regret  
i know i get that we’re young
but i feel like we’re having too much fun 

In my dream you take me to the side
In my dream you say you've got feelings you can't hide 
I wish one day my dream could be in real life 
Coz In my dream I never wanna close my eyes 
In my dream you call me come and chill at mine 
In my dream it's me and you all of the time
I wish one day my dream could be in real life 
Coz in my dream I never wanna close my eyes 
In my dream you take me to the side
In my dream you say you've got feelings you can't hide 
I wish one day my dream could be in real life 
Coz In my dream I never wanna close my eyes 
In my dream you call me come and chill at mine 
In my dream it's me and you all of the time
I wish one day my dream could be in real life 
Coz in my dream I never wanna close my eyes 
In my dream you take me to the side
In my dream you say you've got feelings you can't hide 
I wish one day my dream could be in real life 
Coz In my dream I never wanna close my eyes 
In my dream you call me come and chill at mine 
In my dream it's me and you all of the time
I wish one day my dream could be in real life 
Coz in my dream I never wanna close my eyes 

Girls Get Angry Too

Don't tell me that I'm super cute 
I'm a samurai princess 
I'll smash you 
I'll take you down
Further than a well 
To the bottom of the deep deep
Ocean swell 
And your face paint's smudged 
Look at you now
You got red white uptight 
Not making a sound
Jheez Lizzy's being a serious cunt
It must be coz its her time of the  month 
Riding the Crimson wave
Girls get naughty, boys tell em behave 
Hypermasculinity 
Drowning the vicinity 
weakness is just another word for femininity 
But I'm just a raving feminist 
Burn the bras, don't shave your pits 
Don't listen to me, im fucking crazy 
I don't wanna have babies 
Don't need a man to save me
Is that a problem love?
You me round 2 boxing gloves 
All I gotta do is tweet about being free
Then I got the world Katie Hopkining on me 

Girls get angry too 
Girls get angry too 
I'm a samurai princess
I'll smash you
Samurai prince
Glue your lips in two
  Girls get angry too 
Girls get angry too 
Samurai princess 
I'll smash you
Samurai prince 
This is what I gotta do
Girls get angry too 
Girls get angry too 
I'm a samurai princess
I'll smash you
Samurai prince
Glue your lips in two 
Girls get angry too 
Girls get angry too 
Samurai princess 
I'll smash you
Samurai prince 
This is what I gotta do

I'm gonna bite off your ear 
I'm gonna tell you something that you don't wanna hear
If I have a son then I'll call him Mia 
Extract the tears 
Extract the fear 
Coz what's a girl what's a boy? 
Why are there gender sections for toys?
And sorry if I'm out of line
But I don't want Hamleys to decide 
If my kid's a fireman or a bride  Might as well get out of here runaway and hide
Coz im a pop princess
A sassy songstress 
We're all very impressed 
What a revealing dress 
Go on, give us a kiss
You look so pretty Miss
You look so pretty
You look so pretty 

Girls get angry too 
Girls get angry too 
I'm a samurai princess
I'll smash you
Samurai prince
Glue your lips in two 
Girls get angry too 
Girls get angry too 
Samurai princess 
I'll smash you
Samurai prince 
This is what I gotta do
Girls get angry too 
Girls get angry too 
I'm a samurai princess
I'll smash you
Samurai prince
Glue your lips in two 
Girls get angry too 
Girls get angry too 
Samurai princess 
I'll smash you
Samurai prince 
This is what I gotta do

How can we decide from when a baby's born
Whether he's strong, whether she's sweet corn
Let the women on the bus first 
If they wear a short skirt 
That means that they got the thirst 
This is women at their worst 

Women, women, women, women
Women, women, women, women 

Girls get angry too 
Girls get angry too 
I'm a samurai princess
I'll smash you
Samurai prince
Glue your lips in two 
Girls get angry too 
Girls get angry too 
Samurai princess 
I'll smash you
Samurai prince 
This is what I gotta do 

Asboys

you could use verbal abuse
or harass a passerby
you could punch a granny in the tooth
you could steal and you could lie

all the bobbies want your head on the block
but you’re not gonna stop
and they’re never gonna let you go

coz youre an asboy 
through and through 
boris bikes allude you 
council flats and beds for two
shooting up and sniffing glue 

asboy 
through and through 
boris bikes allude you 
council flats and beds for two
shooting up and sniffing glue

and you get that they don't want you you you you 

hey 
listen to me 
im gonna jump your mother in the street 
dont you ever tell me what to do
im just gonna be me

coz u say 1, 2 ,3 
youre gonna beat the police for for me
not gonna shank my sisters in the in the street 
my brothers never have my back my back for me

asboys live life on the 1st and 2nd floors
they cant get up the stairs and they cant get through the doors 
your granny’s dealing weed, smoking crack, playing Cher
when the sirens sound she’ll stash her drugs in her wheelchair 

pump the bass up   
pump the bass up 
cause excessive noise 
and make the neighbours wake up wake up 
pump the bass up 
pump the pump the bass up 
cause excessive noise 
and make the neighbours wake up 

coz youre an asboy 
through and through 
boris bikes allude you 
council flats and beds for two
shooting up and sniffing glue 

asboy 
through and through 
boris bikes allude you 
council flats and beds for two
shooting up and sniffing glue 

and you get that they dont want you you you you 

hey 
listen to me 
im gonna jump your mother in the street 
dont you ever tell me what to do
im just gonna be me 

kerb crawling in the whip
with the windows down 
pop out another kid
you’ll never be around

dole scrounging 
vehicle crime
racial abuse
thats not nice 

police come in here
police come in here
they want you they want your head
they want your tears 
police come in here
police come in here
they want your head
they want your tears
they want your fear 
they want your bitches on the line FUCK!
but we’re not gonna stop until we die FUCK
coz we been doing this since we were nine FUCK 
coz we been doing this since we were nine motherfuckers
nine motherfuckers

So You Think You Can Fuck With Me Do Ya

There you go 
You listen and that’s how you know  
Why don't you show  
Some sympathy in letting go 
It's plain to see 
That there is nothing other for me 
Nothing other for me  
So when you breathe  
You let me inside but don't  
Let me teeth  
I guess it must be easier  
It's plain to see  
That there is nothing other for me 
Nothing other for me

Heyyyyy 
You thought I was gonna do a ballad? 
Fuck off! 
Nevereverevereverever 
Hey girl  
Just thought I'd text and say 
That I luv u so much you’re my number 1 babe 
Hey girl 
Ya where you been 
You know the two blue ticks show that it's been seen  
Hey boy  
Do you wanna be friends?  
I wanna chat shit and blaze in your ends  
Bunk lessons  
Fuck the teachers  
Fuck the work fuck the tests fuck the bleachers  
Behind the bikesheds me and you  
You wanna sing some shit coz we got nothing to do  
You cut your wrists light a fag can we twos? 
Let me introduce  
We're the wasted youth

Ugh oh my god you'll never guess who just texted me! 
Who? 
Christina... 
What the fuck why is she messaging you  
I don’t know she’s kinda like pissed off coz I made out with Donny last night… 
I’m just gonna say, PISS OFF

Don’t you know what you’ve got in store 
Baby soon you’ll know there’s a whole lot more 
Coz I don’t really like you and for that I’m sure 
I think it’s time we need to settle the score

So you think you can fuck with me do ya? 
So you think you can bend the rules? 
So you think you can act like a loser?  
Only I know you chat like a fool  
So you think you can fuck with me do ya? 
So you think you can bend the rules? 
So you think you can act like a loser?  
Only I know you chat like a fool

Say 1,2,3,4  
I'm gonna tweet just a little bit more 
Count 1,2,3,4 
I'm gonna tweet and call you a whore 
Say 1,2,3,4 
You're a bitch  
I know your sister in law  
Count 1,2,3,4 
Say something stupid give me some more

So you think you can fuck with me do ya? 
So you think you can bend the rules? 
So you think you can act like a loser?  
Do you know what you got in store?

So you think you can fuck with me do ya? 
So you think you can bend the rules? 
So you think you can act like a loser?  
Do you know what you got in store?

So you think you can fuck with me do ya? 
So you think you chat like a fool? 
So you think you can act like a loser?  
You don’t know what you got in store

So you think you can fuck with me do ya? 
So you think you can chat like a fool? 
So you think you can act like a loser?  
Don’t you know that your mum’s a whore?

Don’t you know what you’ve got in store 
Baby soon you’ll know there’s a whole lot more 
Coz I don’t really like you and for that I’m sure 
I think it’s time we need to settle the score

So you think you can fuck with me do ya? 
So you think you can bend the rules? 
So you think you can act like a loser?  
Only I know you chat like a fool  
So you think you can fuck with me do ya? 
So you think you can bend the rules? 
So you think you can act like a loser?  
Only I know you chat like a fool

You two step, want you to stay 
You make me feel so uneasy 
You two step, want you to stay 
You make me feel so uneasy 
You two step, want you to stay 
You make me feel so uneasy 
You make me feel so uneasy 
You make me feel so uneasy

Don’t you know what you’ve got in store 
Baby soon you’ll know there’s a whole lot more 
Coz I don’t really like you and for that I’m sure 
I think it’s time we need to settle the score

So you think you can fuck with me do ya? 
So you think you can bend the rules? 
So you think you can act like a loser?  
Only I know you chat like a fool  
So you think you can fuck with me do ya? 
So you think you can bend the rules? 
So you think you can act like a loser?  
Only I know you chat like a fool